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Originally Posted by QRQ 30

ANSWER THESE SEMI-CONFIDENTIAL QUESTIONS
BY FILLING IN THE BLANKS.

"If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is __________________________________________________ ________________
"If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ______________ __________________________________________________ ________________
"The one question I hope this application does not ask me is _________________
__________________________________________________ _______________
D. (Now answer the question you wrote on #C) ______________________________
__________________________________________________ ___________________

E. "When I first meet this girl, the first thing I noticed about her is ______________ __________________________________________________ __________________

(NOTE: If the answer to #E begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and it is advised that you leave the premises right now keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion.)



I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE, UNDER THE PENALTY OF A SLOW DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, AND SOLDIER ANT TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS DRIPPING WATER TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, AND THE JANET RENO KISS TORTURE.

___________________________________________
SIGNATURE (that means your name, moron!)



Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Please allow four to six years for processing. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Do not try to call or write (it will only delay the process). Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury. If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and cement shoes will

Excellent QRQ 30 ! I will definetly be using it in a few yrs.

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