Al-Qaida Advertises for Suicide Bombers
 

The terrorist organization al-Qaida is running a “job ad” on an Internet forum seeking applicants for short-term employment — as suicide bombers.

The ad on the Shumukh al-Islam forum, which is accessible only to al-Qaida members, appears under the heading “Area of activity: The planet Earth.”

Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, according to the ad.

While real names are not required, candidates are asked to send details of their nickname or handle, their age, marital status, languages spoken, and a list of passports in their possession, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported.

The ad also specifies the targets of the suicide attacks that applicants will be expected to carry out, including “People who fight Islam and Muslims” and enemy “financial, military and media targets.”

And it states: “Only one person will be in charge. He will gather all of the intelligence, he will prepare the operation — and he will complete the attack.” However, “a military panel” will oversee the bomber’s training and select the target.

The job description promises only a “very slight chance of being caught.”

The Yedioth article claimed the ad has elicited several positive responses.

The Times of Israel observed that the ad indicates al-Qaida is “apparently low on bombers.”

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This reads like something from the onion.com. Faith is a powerful thing.

Al-Qaida Advertises for Suicide Bombers
 

"Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, according to the ad."

I liked this paragraph best! :D

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And what's not to like about full retirement in Paradise + Virgins?

I went from a smile on my face to a hard laugh when I got to.....

The job description promises only a “very slight chance of being caught.”

If I had my choice, there would be beautiful and experienced, albeit classy and clean, woman in lieu of virgins. :D

YMMV...

The COO of the Haqqani Net Suicide Opns Division, Qari Zakar, got individually put on Hillary's shit-list a few days ago. I think there's a 'perk'...

With the distractions of the campaign over I think that also gets him on the menu of the "bedtime story book" at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Tough to conduct interviews when your DNA's been dispersed by a Hellfire.

LOL because they're likely virgins for a reason...