Professional Soldiers ® - FOG in the Box

This young guy of about 30-35, gets out of SOG after Nam. He lives his life like the American dream.

When the GWOT comes around he goes down to the local recruiting station, and tells the recruiter "I want in, I wanna fight." But the recruiter says "Sorry man your too old."

"Fine." The guy says "I'll go to the Pentagon, I got a friend there, he'll let me in!" So he goes to the Pentagon and tells his friend, "I want in, I wanna fight." But his friend says "Sorry Buddy, your too old."

Fine the guy says, "I'll buy a boat and row to Iraq!" So he goes out and buys himself a rowboat and starts rowing to Iraq, chanting 'Fighting Soldiers from the sky Do or Die!' over and over again.

Then GOD goes up to St. Peter and says "ST. Peter, what do I do to stop this guy?" ST. Peter tells GOD, "Why don't you take his brain?" "It's the soul of all thought."

So GOD takes the guy's brain. It doesn't phase him,'Fighting Soldiers from the sky Do or Die!'.

GOD then says, "Now what?!" St. Peter replies, "Why don't you take his heart?" "It's the seat of all emotion."

So God takes it. Doesn't phase the guy, 'Fighting Soldiers from the sky Do or Die!'.

GOD then says, "Now What Should I Do?!" St. Peter smiles and says, "Take his balls."

SO GOD takes the guy's balls. The guy stops rowing, looks around, turns his boat around chanting, "Off we go... into the wild blue yonder...,Climbing high... into the sun..."

:D Loosely adapted from a joke of which I was the victim.