Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
 

CPA
The fact that the chicken crossed the road shows that decision making authority has switched to the chicken. From now on the chicken is responsible for its own decisions.

Halliburton
We were asked to help the chicken cross the road. Given the inherent risk of road crossing, and the rarity of chickens, this operation will only cost $326,004.

Muqtada as-Sadr
The chicken was a tool of the evil Coalition and will be killed.

Peshmerga
The chicken crossed the road, and will continue to cross the road, to show its independence and to transport the weapons it needs to defend itself. However, in future, to avoid problems, the chicken will be called a duck, and will wear a plastic bill.

Al Jazeera
The chicken was forced to cross the road multiple times at gunpoint by a large group of occupation soldiers, according to witnesses. The chicken was then fired upon intentionally, in yet another example of the abuse of innocent Iraqi chickens.

Blackwater
We cannot confirm any involvement in the chicken-road-crossing incident.

Translators
Chicken he corss street because bad she tangle regulation. Future chicken table against my request.

U.S. Marine Corps
The Chicken is dead.