Professional Soldiers ® - Another Retired SF Master Sergeant story

I told y'all there's a million of 'em...

An elderly retired US Army Special Forces Master Sergeant, who just happened to be Catholic, moved into a rather upscale local retirement community where eligible men were at a premium.

After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said, "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."

The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"

"Nope," said the priest, "but it will wipe that stupid grin off your face..."

DOL!
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