Azzam "The Stupid" terrorist
 

islamic morons and their bombs....... I'm still wiping away tears.... this guy must have trained by Adam Gadahn.:rolleyes:

Team Sergeant



Afghan suicide attacker stumbles, explodes

Agence France-Presse
First Posted 16:31:00 01/23/2008


KHOST, Afghanistan -- A would-be suicide bomber stumbled down some stairs and blew himself up Wednesday, also wounding three people, as he headed out for an attack in eastern Afghanistan, police said.

It was the second such incident in two days with another man killing himself and three others Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.

Wednesday's blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief told Agence France-Presse.

The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.

"Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded," Mir said.

Sounds like they're having problems over there with premature detonations.....

;)

Imagine if the sluggo was chewing bubble gum...
probably would not of made it out of his room.

Hmm, perhaps they're having to drug these guys up even more than usual before attacks. Losers.

SILENCE!!

I KILL YOU!!

Looks like the dummy has a new partner....:D

Wonder if he still gets his 72 virgins?

TR

You beat me. I was just about to say "wait til Jeff Dunham hears about this".:D

What did you guys learn from that...

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION :)

He still gets his 72 virgins, but they spend eternity laughing at him and calling him "dumbass".

Okay, since we are supposed to apply our standards of conduct to these guys, the following things should have happened already:

Risk Assessment
Safety Plan
Safety Brief
Dry Fire Rehearsals
Chain of Command Approval
BOOM!
Post-Incident OPREP-3
NOK Notification
Risk Assessment Review
Media Circus
Accident Report
Safety Review Board
Congressional Press Conference/Inquiry Into Lack of Proper Equipment
15-6 Investigation
Line of Duty Investigation
Blaming of President Bush
Safetygram detailing what went wrong, and why
NY Times Article Decrying Poor Misguided, Disturbed Individual
Payments to the families of injured and killed bystanders
Valor Awards and Decorations for Senior Non-Participants
Manuever Damage Payment
Multiple Conspiracy Theories
Persecution of Junior Members of the Chain of Command
Attempted Lawsuits
Enlistment Quota Plus Up of One

wow
 

if they keep this up maybe when i get in country thats one less person i'll have to encounter the wrong way.

This makes me wonder. Maybe we should drop revised suicide vest instructions over them, a leaflet campaign if you will.

We could teach them how to rig their vests like the Great Revered Martyr Azzam, :-)