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Gypsy

04-10-2004 22:14

Love handles

Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

"God, if You take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to You," she prayed.

Her ears fell off.

Radar Rider

04-10-2004 23:50

Typical liberal. Hoping for something good to happen without working at it. Perhaps a diet and a little exercise might have helped.

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