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Roguish Lawyer 12-30-2005 20:50

When Catwoman Strikes!
 
I have a really large bump on the top of my hand which resulted from a blow from a stick. It is the size of a silver dollar in diameter and the height of a dime on its side. I have an ice pack on it, but should I be doing anything else?

The Reaper 12-30-2005 21:02

You need mumbleypeg.

He has some products for just such a situation.

TR

Roguish Lawyer 12-30-2005 21:04

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Originally Posted by The Reaper
You need mumbleypeg.

He has some products for just such a situation.

TR

:p

QRQ 30 12-30-2005 21:05

Sounds like a ruptured blood vessel. From a non-doctor, cold today to stop the bleeding and heat tomorrow to reabsorb the fluid.

Roguish Lawyer 12-30-2005 21:09

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Originally Posted by QRQ 30
Sounds like a ruptured blood vessel. From a non-doctor, cold today to stop the bleeding and heat tomorrow to reabsorb the fluid.

Thanks. Will drinking alcohol slow the healing process? I was about to start when this happened. Plus it hurts and that might help. :)

QRQ 30 12-30-2005 21:16

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Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer
Thanks. Will drinking alcohol slow the healing process? I was about to start when this happened. Plus it hurts and that might help. :)

Not unless you're into banging things when you drink.:D

I'm familiar with the sequence. When in HS I sprained an ankle during a basketball game and some idjit immediately put heat on it. In no time my ankle was bigger than my knee.:eek:

Eagle5US 12-31-2005 01:43

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Originally Posted by QRQ 30
Sounds like a ruptured blood vessel. From a non-doctor, cold today to stop the bleeding and heat tomorrow to reabsorb the fluid.

Agreed...

Long as you can still wiggle and woggle all your digits. Not saying that they won't be sore...but make certain you can wiggle each joint by isolating it and flexing/extending at that joint.

Sifu had stuff..."Dit Da Jao" stank like reduced pig urine and burned when applied...but man it worked for exactly what you are describing.

Eagle

Jack Moroney (RIP) 12-31-2005 05:58

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Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer
but should I be doing anything else?

Perhaps you should pick nicer friends, strike first or raise your fees so that you can afford a decent pair of hockey gloves:D

Roguish Lawyer 12-31-2005 09:44

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Originally Posted by Jack Moroney
Perhaps you should pick nicer friends, strike first or raise your fees so that you can afford a decent pair of hockey gloves:D

LOL -- was not playing hockey.

Roguish Lawyer 12-31-2005 09:45

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Originally Posted by Eagle5US
Agreed...

Long as you can still wiggle and woggle all your digits. Not saying that they won't be sore...but make certain you can wiggle each joint by isolating it and flexing/extending at that joint.

Sifu had stuff..."Dit Da Jao" stank like reduced pig urine and burned when applied...but man it worked for exactly what you are describing.

Eagle

Thanks Eagle! Still a bump this am, but much smaller. Can move all fingers OK, just sore.

NousDefionsDoc 12-31-2005 10:04

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Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer
LOL -- was not playing hockey.

He got beat on by a gurl!

Check the thread title!

Roguish Lawyer 12-31-2005 10:08

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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
He got beat on by a gurl!

Check the thread title!

LOL -- shot by the god gun again . . . :p

The Reaper 12-31-2005 10:12

Spousal abuse, such an ugly thing.

Having met the both of you, the court is never going to believe your version of events.

I recommend that you settle out of court.

TR

NousDefionsDoc 12-31-2005 10:18

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Originally Posted by The Reaper
Spousal abuse, such an ugly thing.

Having met the both of you, the court is never going to believe your version of events.

I recommend that you settle out of court.

TR

As far as I can tell, it has been settled. Note who is posting asking for medical advice...

Eagle5US 12-31-2005 12:12

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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
As far as I can tell, it has been settled. Note who is posting asking for medical advice...

:D:D:D

Eagle

Bravo1-3 12-31-2005 14:09

You should consider retaining an attorney. :D :boohoo

Surgicalcric 12-31-2005 14:19

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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
As far as I can tell, it has been settled. Note who is posting asking for medical advice...

[Larry the Cable Guy's Voice]Thats funny I dont care who you are.[/Larry the Cable Guy's Voice]

He may need something for that bruised ego as well.

Crip

The Reaper 12-31-2005 14:37

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Originally Posted by Surgicalcric
[Larry the Cable Guy's Voice]Thats funny I dont care who you are.[/Larry the Cable Guy's Voice]

He may need something for that bruised ego as well.

Crip

I'm sorry, Lord.

And God Bless the starving pygmies in New Guinea.

Amen.

Michelle 12-31-2005 19:39

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Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer
Thanks. Will drinking alcohol slow the healing process? I was about to start when this happened. Plus it hurts and that might help. :)

Alcohol will actually thin the blood, making the hematoma diffuse out more. Which is not a bad thing... the lump will go down and spread out. The back of your hand ought to look absolutely smashing tomorrow morning.

Sorry for the pun.

Couldn't resist.

m1
p.s. As a long time practitioner of eskrima, I've been there and can sympathize. I have a surgery in my future for a stick strike I took to the hand a few years back that chipped the knuckle bone and then recalcified badly. Burst veins are painful but pretty quick to heal.

mumbleypeg 01-01-2006 10:31

Happy New Year . I can send a bag of leeches, should you need.

Razor 01-01-2006 12:34

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Originally Posted by mumbleypeg
I can send a bag of leeches, should you need.

Must...resist...obvious...dig. :D

Eagle5US 01-01-2006 12:45

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Originally Posted by Michelle
As a long time practitioner of eskrima, I've been there and can sympathize.

:eek:
I tried escrima once...
verdict:
That stuff HURT!!!

I couldn't quite get the hang of the "I TOLD YOU the object is to NOT get hit" statement.

Got the hell beat out of me. I sucked:boohoo

Eagle

Michelle 01-01-2006 19:00

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Originally Posted by Eagle5US
:eek:
I tried escrima once...
verdict:
That stuff HURT!!!

I couldn't quite get the hang of the "I TOLD YOU the object is to NOT get hit" statement.

Got the hell beat out of me. I sucked:boohoo

Eagle

LOL! Yes.... blocks are your friends. Strikes are good, but blocks are awful important too. Not getting hit happens on a good day. Lots of days it happens though.

It got REAL interesting when we would go visit Grandmaster in Stockton for quarterly meetings/training camp. After the meeting and the requisite Filipino BBQ (some GOOD FOOD (not counting Balut), the training would start and go into the wee hours of the morning..... Hanging with hard core Stockton Filipino guys, and a bottle of NG KA PY, and around midnight, the sticks would get stashed and the machetes would come out. Same drills... same strikes... same blocks.... full speed, but with machetes. Those were the times you REALLY had to stay on your toes. Talk about no quarter given.

m1

The Reaper 01-01-2006 19:53

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Originally Posted by Michelle
LOL! Yes.... blocks are your friends. Strikes are good, but blocks are awful important too. Not getting hit happens on a good day. Lots of days it happens though.

It got REAL interesting when we would go visit Grandmaster in Stockton for quarterly meetings/training camp. After the meeting and the requisite Filipino BBQ (some GOOD FOOD (not counting Balut), the training would start and go into the wee hours of the morning..... Hanging with hard core Stockton Filipino guys, and a bottle of NG KA PY, and around midnight, the sticks would get stashed and the machetes would come out. Same drills... same strikes... same blocks.... full speed, but with machetes. Those were the times you REALLY had to stay on your toes. Talk about no quarter given.

m1


Yeah, its all fun till someone gets an eye put out and goes home crying for mama!:D

TR

NousDefionsDoc 01-02-2006 19:21

I KIAd a snake once with a stick - a sharp pointy stick...

Roguish Lawyer 01-02-2006 19:25

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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
I KIAd a snake once with a stick - a sharp pointy stick...

And then you ate it with ramen and the maggots from the junior demo man's arm wound, right? ;)

DoctorDoom 01-03-2006 10:00

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Roguish Lawyer 01-03-2006 12:08

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Originally Posted by DoctorDoom
Just a quick thing RL: given an acute bleeding injury I would stay away from alcohol. It does indeed thin blood, including the clot that would form to seal off any damaged or ruptured vasculature.

Too late! ;)

NousDefionsDoc 01-03-2006 17:20

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Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer
And then you ate it with ramen and the maggots from the junior demo man's arm wound, right? ;)

Negative, I was a Delta, not a Bravo...

DoctorDoom 01-05-2006 20:55

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