Alternative Careers
 

If you had to do something else for a living, what would you want to do?

Porta-Potty Sales

You're the guy they call when . . .

Chief, ABA Disciplinary Counsel, or President of the United States, but I hate wearing suits and would also hate to give up the snappy ensemble I wear now.

TR

LOL

But the ABA is a voluntary association with no disciplinary authority over anyone. Many, like me, have resigned from the association because it has been taken over by liberals.

There are jobs like you've described, but they tend to be at the state level. Plenty of bad lawyers to discipline though, especially if you take a big state like CA or NY.

I think the President can wear whatever he wants, can't he?

Seems like you're the right guy, TR. Where do I send my check?

I'd play professional soccer

Ear, Nose, and Throat Surgeon, maybe and Eye Surgeon.

Realistically, before IT I was offered a job as a supervisor with the Postal Service. The money was good, but the hours and people? Not on your life....

Not sure I could do or have done anything else. Sort of feel like I have been doing this forever and think this excerpt from Patton's poem sums it up for me.

So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

Jack Moroney

Well, that one is easy. Best of both worlds on what my occupation/life would be if I could go back in time. I would have my cake and get to eat it too.:cool:

(***photo taken from this website in the SOMED on the job thread)

LMAO -- nice, Saca.

Re: Alternative Careers
 

Victoria's Secret catalog photographer. :D

Absolutely outstanding question! Are you taking a psych course?

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You win, but no prize this time. LOL

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To strive, to seek, to find... yadda yadda. ;)

WRC Pro-Rally driver/navigator. Preferably sponsored by Subaru.

TR, age 3?

Space shuttle door gunner. Or at least space shuttle custodian.

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Did that. Hard work, and boring.


Hmmmm.. CEO, IBM.

I think I would have tried to be an 18A.

Or perhaps an intel analyst.

No, last week.

You wanna let Chris drive next time?

Trike pic couldn't be me, no gun rack.

TR

CEO of a company called...NO BULLSHIT!

I would take contracts that required us....to go in and get it done.

A doctor for the Military community.

There's my write in vote for the next President of the United States.

That would require DIPLOMATIC skills which...I'm severely lacking.:confused:

I'd like to see Guy and the Team Sergeant unleashed on the bureaucracy, fully empowered to fire anyone they think isn't getting the job done. :D

Sounds perfect...where shall I send the campaign check? After the 2004 election and President Bush's additional term of course. ;)

I respectfully disagree, you have great diplomatic skills or else you'd run out of bullets at your location.

What, San Francisco?

I see your point!

Around Guy, I feel like a regular Dale Carnegie!

TR

OK, Maybe extraordinary discipline...

Plus they're always using movement to avoid fire. See:

12 gauge with duckbill attachment.

Fire, Or Fire on?

I think I would enjoy working in any capacity for Guy's NO BULLSHIT outfit.:munchin

Goddamn, RL, I think watching him dance has made me gay.

Are you sure it was just watching him dance? LMAO J/K ;)

Me too! :lifter

Dreaming
 

A writer for National Geographic

Let's see Guy,
You've got:
Lawyers (RL)
Guns(Guy)

According to NDD and Warren Z, all you need now is money and you should be able to do all kinds of cool shit. You never know, this NO BULLSHIT deal may get off the ground after all
:D :munchin

Great thread topic, BTW, RL.

RC201