Laughing so hard I might puke up the dinner I haven't eaten yet Will re-read the posts and respond accordingly.

Mr. Harsey,
I can see how the Smatchet could be problematic. The grind is no doubt difficult, leading to nicks and cuts on hands, etc. But have no fear, we can work something out. Despite my undeserved reputation to the contrary, I am more than competent at treating trauma. Not on Doc T's level by any means, but Reaper and IMUA can testify.

AND, I have an assistant which I will assign to stand beside you every step of the way. Meet Colombia's greatest natural resource!

NDD's Nurse

Thank you Blademaster!! LOL You have grown wise in your ways Obi-one. I defer to the blade for guidance. may it cut swiftly and cleanly and deliver me . :eek: LOL

and no, this is NOT ME. haha

NDD, Unscheduled surgery on my work causes a severe allergic reaction to the knifemaker.

Damn! I would not have minded surgery if the anesthesiologists looked like that...

Yes sir, she cause the same reaction in me. Did you click the link where it says "NDD's Nurse"?

Are we Smatcheting? LOL

Ok, I got behind the power curve here, I've seen NDD's nurse, where do I inflict the wound? How deep to keep her around?

They do look that in the Old World...no wait..the New World...no..My World!

I'd even grow to like grits just to breathe the same air as NDD's nurse

NDD.. I would be sick all the time if that is your home health nurse.

Very nice website.

One to one trade for two Smatchets, but you explain the new hire to Household 6 your position. I've heard stories...LOL

She supports Peace and Hope - our version of "I wish for world peace." LOL

She's a philanthr...a philanfr...SHE'S PURTY!

Bill:

I hate to tell you, but NDD and I were on the biggest team of tinkerers you ever met.

Anything he gets will be completely disassembled into its molecular particles and reassembled within hours of receipt.

The Junior Engineer was the worst. He mould take it down to sub-atomic particles, and a couple of things were lost when the time decay caused them to disappear before they could be reassembled.

When I was two years old, my parents let me play on my Uncle's back porch with a pair of pliers and a screwdriver. My Dad saw me looking at the lawnmower, and warned me, but my Uncle said, "Aw, leave the little feller alone, he can't hurt anything."

When they came back out less than 15 minutes later (because it was a little too quiet), I toddled over to my Uncle and handed him the carburetor. My Dad just laughed and said "That's my boy!"

Unc claimed that it took him almost two hours to reassemble it (I had not learned to keep the fasteners and loose parts in a coffee can yet).

TR

You guys quit bugging me, I'm still back there reviewing Sofia's medical credentials.

Haha! GOTCHA! When ya comin' down. Continental has a direct out of Houston daily. And Omega flies out of Atlanta. I'll send the nurse to pick you up wearing a chauffer's cap.

I don't know what's wrong with Reaper, but I promise I won't take my Smatchet apart...









for at least 72 hours.:D