I want to own a bait shop.



don't do it...

I learned from the FOG's out at the SERE school. Especially from "One Eyed Nael".:D When I was a construction superintendent...I'd fire people on the spot! Until our VP told me...I was no longer allowed to fire people because we were running out of workers.

So I started docking their pay for stupidity.:p I had two guys cutting a 2by4 piece of lumber...One stood on it, while the other cut:confused: I docked them both 30 minutes of pay for stupidity.

Then we would have to keep you on retainer.:munchin

I want to play electric guitar in a heavy metal band. I would want to have the combined talents of Tony Iommi, Randy Rhodes, Eddie Van Halen, and Steven Vai. :cool:

LOL!!! HEY TR! This is too good, Chris Reeve needs to hire Guy! Could you imagine those two working together? They'd have chartered buses bringing new employees in and old employees out , all day long.

Chris and Guy running a business together?

I would pay good money to see that.

Maybe make it a new reality show on Fox!

TR

That's way too good! The show would be a hit in more ways than one. I'm gonna be laughing about that all day long!

Answer the question...
 

RL, I'm not very smart, if given the chance at another line of work, I'd want to be a knifemaker all over again, only without the ten years of logging first so my knees don't creek so loud.

See my approach? LOL ;)

It would have to be on HBO or Pay Per View. :D

When you tell a guy, "16inches off of that wall" and he pulls out a tape measure and stares at it and hollers back, "that's one foot four inches right"?

Now you see why I fired people at the drop of a dime...Donald Trump was tame compared to me.

BTW, Guy, how is the Poodle Trimming Business ?!?! :D

Dooooh!!!

That is going to leave a nasty mark!

TR

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The wife had to do a cocker spaniel yesterday. I couldn't do it full time...those fuckin lapdogs "yap and whine" all the time. :(

I get a headache just having them in the car, then another one pissed on my "DUVET".:o I thought about skinning that SOB!

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Damn, I thought he was making that up! LMMFAO!

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Let's not get him started about his duvet.

It is embarrassing enough that an SF guy knows what one is.

Skinning out poodles is okay though.

TR

Guy's secretary...after he becomes President.

Until then...after I finish the degree, librarian.

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Ok, You guys got me, I looked up" Duvet" on Google, and even that couldn't tell me what kind of car it is! Must be French...

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Bill,

You know that goose feather sleeping bag you got fer hunting up north. Well take the bag, unzip it, lay it across your bed at home and bingo, you have a duvet.

TS

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NOW I know why Guy was mad, the dog messed his huntin' bed!

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If you knew how much those damn things cost to include the blanket you shove in it. You would have been ready to kill that dog also.

Try ordering a regular cup of coffee out here. :(

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I am sorry, I thought this was the "Alternative Careers" thread, NOT "Alternative Lifestyles".

Guy, get your happy ass back to NC, ASAP!

TR

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No questioning your thinking Guy. LOL! The coffee!!! You mean you don't drink double espresso mocha lattes with chocolate and cinnamon sprinkles and steamed soy milk on top?

Fly - any jet or helicopter. Actually in order: Tomcat, Black Hawk, Apache, Harrier

LOL !

I REALLY love this site !

The poodle and the duvet and Guy-Sir's description of it and Mr. Harsey's huntin' bed and.... I can't stop laughing.

While Team Sargeant's description was excellent, he forgot to add the following info:
pronunciation: DOO VAY
Not, as my cousin the pilot prefers to call it, 'dove it' .

Roycroft201

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LOL

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No Sir,

I "DO NOT" drink..."whateverthehellyoucallthat"!:confused:

Never even heard of it...until I came out here to the "left coast".:D

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Didn't think so, coffee served black here in this shop, no foo foo in it. Someday if you get up here I'll take you into Eugene (Berkely North) where tie dye never went out of fashion and people obsess about how the logging water is made.

I see it...
 

Your retainer fee we would be astronomical!

My country...conservative...pro-military...%100 American background doesn’t mix well with the "Alternative Lifestyle" out yonder. :D

Just imagine me running a company, being forced to hire one of these "drama queens", then having to fire it?...LMAO!