Your slogan should be

" Hey kids want to get drunk in the middle of nowhere, all the classes you want are full and the library is falling down so watch out for falling bricks. But hey we even take complete tools like Rene.

ZooMass. Educational excellence since.........well.......how about just educational. Sort of. "

You laugh, but I spent time doing that when I was in college. I wrote articles in my college newspaper arguing that we needed to be funding the Contras and stockpiling binary chemical weapons, for example.

Are you sure he deserves to be called a he? Sounds like a sissy girl to me . . .

I'll give you a classic UMASS story. It's 1988 and I'm in the student center drinking a coke talking to a guy from my Shakespeare class. Up walks this ratty hippie chick who stands right in front of me to say ' Do you know by drinking that Coke you are drinking the blood of dead South Africans ?!?! "

I paused, took a sip and said back " Mmm not bad "

Never seen someone run away in horror so fast


Another time a groupd of students took over Memorial Hall ( so named in honor of former UMASS students killed in war time ) to protest some military research or other on campus. "We'll never come out ! " they shouted

About 2am the University cops peek in - the kids are all asleep. The unlock the doors and walk in and arrest all the kids

UMASS needs an enema

It's not just UMASS. It's academia in general.

Good story, though. I like your reaction.

I think that The People's Commonwealth already has The People's University.

Maybe a name change and a sponsorship by SPAM is all they need?

TR

I'm not laughing, I'm serious. The only reason they have control is because we let them. We need to get in there and foment an anti-NEA, anti-lib insurgency. Start teaching the small ones about the true heroes of the US again.

Greenhat, you're off the hook, I have a new Jihad. We 18X them as NG, then send them in small cells to Ivy League schools. Have formation every day and make the student body sing "Ballad of the Green Berets"! Piss test them daily! Down with the tenured oligarchy!

Rene is making a good case for complete independence and separation of PR too.

Liberal college boys are the Taliban!

You piss test the Zoo and you'd have 37 students left

But I like your thinking

I lived in the athletic dorm when I was there so thank god I didn't have to live with some pot smoking Che shirt wearing kid who was afraid of showers

I agree. As if they didn't have enough problems already.

He'll probably be elected the next Governor there now. Let's help make him the first President of PR.

Adios, muchachos.

TR

NDD, I think you'll like his following book review from Amazon:

I've got two Ivy league infiltrators in the making. I should have them mission ready in say, 15 years....

TS

BTW,

Story made Sports Ill. also. You want to email someone at that newspaper, try the advertisers located at the bottom of the page. Can you say "jump ship." No money, no paper.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html

Ah yes, the SF approach to regime-change in the university system... I'm all for it.
In all honesty, if SF could infiltrate tenured academia the US would look, and sound, like a very different place. Academics have a lot of power, it's time to co-opt it.

I just want to know how this kid graduated- that book review sounds like it was written by a commie with a GSW to the head.

Solid

Note from one of mine incoming:

"Me too Sergeant"...

He's deployable in 17 years. Been training him to operate in "messy" situations as you can see. LOL

(back to thread) :D

Mine's deployable in about 15 years, and she's tough too.

You can use my address for 'em as well if you plan a UMASS takeover

In state tuition will save you a bundle