It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
--H.L. Mencken

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
--H.L. Mencken

Learning is not compulsory but neither is survival.
--W. Edwards Deming

The things which hurt, instruct.
--Benjamin Franklin

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
--Alan Kay

I have not failed. I have discovered 1000 things that do not work.
--Thomas A. Edison

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
--Harry S Truman

This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
--Wolfgang Pauli

There ain’t no rules around here! We’re trying to accomplish something.
--Thomas A. Edison (also Reaper to his A Teams - LOL)

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
--George Bernard Shaw

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
--Terry Pratchett

The four most expensive words are "this time it's different."
--Sir John Templeton

The essentials to happiness are something to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
--William Blake

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
--Arthur C. Clarke

Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of facts.
--Henry Brooks Adams

I always thought it was "Y'all watch THIS shit!"

TR

The world is too small a place to be without brotherhood,
and too dangerous to be without the truth.

mp

The stupider people think you are, the more suprised they are when you kill them.
- Unknown

Insubordination may only be the evidence of a strong mind.
-Napoleon

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian. - Colin Powell.


" You can not invade mainland America. There will be a rifle behind every blade of grass "
-Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto- 1941


mp

For what avail
the plough or sail,
Or Land or Life
If liberty Fail.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

Here is one I think I thought up been fooled before:

"Quit should be on Webster's endangered Species list"